today's a weird day.

i got pissed off with everything.
the chair, the door, the fridge door, the computer, my blogger account, my dog, and my phone.

today's a bad day.
RAH.

i shall teach sarahyim how to be tall.
you shall wear 128476239-inch-stiletto-heels.
you shall wear a 1924623952634-cm-tall/poofy-wig.
you shall jump 49324696596124730607032 times a day.
you shall stretch 12043928059t072093 times a day.
and you shall eat veggies and fruits each day! no more island creamery. :D
nevermind, your're skinny enough already. :D

im lame.
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