RACHEL :D

Friday, July 27, 2007 | 5:00 PM

GAHHHH
you bloody xiiaoFAKEFAKEZXZXZXZXXZXZ
so what if you are xiiaoFAKEFAKEZXZXZZXXZ
i am also a RACHEL! and i learnt this from alexandraFATS!
if ALEXANDRA CAN KICK ASS!
SO CAN RACHEL! ;DDDD

ughh. HALF A YEAR HAS PASSED!
AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA! and i seriously cant believe it -,-

and yet, we still LOVEEEEE to talk about SEC1 ORIENTATION DAYS! ;DD
wenhui will BLINKBLINK her eyes infront of us. and we will all go AWWWWW, and now she's a human-eating machine who screams like a cow when keanna and i finish eating the burger infront of her. AHAHAHAHAAH!

wahhaha! i have seriously nothing to post about, yet i want it to be a long one.
OHOH! AND I FINALLY REALISED SOMETHING!
that tourist attack is NOT terrorist attack.
i got them all mixed up, and thought tourist attack was terrorist attack. OUHHH! IM SO SMART NOW! ;DD

ANDAND! maybe i should post about BSF again. DID YOU KNOW? THAT BSF IS SO MUCH FUN NOW THAT I AM SO CRAP?
yeah, alexandra arrived late again. -,-
and desiree started taking pictures, I LOOK SO TOOT IN THE PICTURE! =.=
UHHHHH, and NICOLE didnt bring my letter. MY LETTER! !q%$#%^$&^ nah, i dont blame her.
AND, desiree was obsessed over the eyes she drew on her hands. she was saying she was some monster from 'the labryntyththth'(zingggg!whoops. ><) but nobody could understand the monster part, except the GAY! he does the TWISTS action like a gay, his toes point inwards when he sits, and he plays with his palms and fingers during bible lesson. =.=
ANYWAY, did managed to snap some cock photos after BSF, but alexandra said she looked cock in it. so did i. ;DDD

ahahah. and she's going to leave BSF soon. feckit. DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

WHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHHA!
and today was OHKKAY day, NO AIRCON FOR CHAPEL! NO GB AFTER SCHOOL! ITS SO CRAP! and there was geography test also. ANDAND, its like, every chinese lesson there is uniform check. UNIFORM CHECK! and i walked damn stiffly out of the door, because i didnt want my socks to slide down back to the ankle. then i walk like spastic like that, as everybody had to pass by miss nah when leaving the class, so she can check our uniform. whhahaha! and SCIENCE was alright. SKIPSKIPSKIP to now. SO CRAP!
later on having BS!CELLGROUP! ;DD
then after that, will be going to my parents' BS, they have their adult fellowship. GAHH! TOMORROW HAVE GB! YAHHH! they have some 'special' programmes planned for us. AND YAH! HAVE TO DO 15 HOURS OF CIP! INDEPENDANTLY! AHAHAHAHAH! ;DD
onetruth GB girls in one group. YAH! and they suggested DOING GARDENING AND CLEANING HOMEROOMS. i have no objection. ((:

I POSTED!
JOANNE! I POSTED! NOW YOU POST!

AND! time to reply my TAGS!

AMANDA: AHAHAH! you gave the bottle to him already? WHAHHAAHS! LOVE YOU TOO! ;DD

KEANNA: WHAHAHA! yes alright, im an overly-hyper bitch... you bitch, dog. HEE! yeahyeah, I LOVE MY OVERLY-ADORING-LOVELY BITCH TOO! ;DD

LEXAYYE: LOL. yeahyeah, and the teacher calls domanic, NOMEENEE!

SARAH YIM: whut? emo sheep? i thought you were the emo chicken. OKAY! anyway, I LINKED YOU!

DENISE: OMGGGG! PROMOTION ALREADY? CRAP LAH!

JOANNE: YESYES! LINKED!

VIVIAN: WHOAAAH?

CHAIN HANG LOW!

Friday, July 20, 2007 | 6:18 PM

WAHHA! i didnt go to school today. SO NICE RIGHT?
actually i told wenhui i would be going to school today.

but when i woke up, it was 9AM! whohohohhho! ;DD
okay, shall blog about MONDAY'S GB DAY! AND TUESDAY'S BSF! ;DD

MONDAY!: arrived at school at dont know what time, then LUCKILY my maid can help me tie french braid, if not ehh, i will look damn toot if i bun up my hair. >.<
okay, then went got roll call. AND WENT TO THE HALLL! ;DD then suppose to shout the
"SHA-AH!" and "DOO-AHH!" , which means odd and even numbers, AKA, one and two. -,-
then the SHA-AH suppose to step infront. then the DOO-AHH stand behind.
LOL! i make it sound so cock. then i had to take on step forward, but then cheryl the sec4 sergeant do the commands until like.. WHOA! she say damn loud can? somemore say until so CLEAR! ;DDDD

then when mrs lim asked everybody to come upstairs, we all fall in. ON STAGE. ZOMGGG?!
and somemore on top of me got fan, beside me got fan. and the air-con was ON! wahlao, DAMN COLD CAN?! i was daydreaming about flying elephants and flying monkeys. HAH! lol. JOKING.
then the commander very cartoon can?! she say she must take sometime to "calm-down" before saying the command, then i counted... 5 seconds before she said the command.
I WAS SO BORED CAN?!
aha, then i realised.. behind the stage.. is freaking freaking damn small.
its like, behind the curtains, you only get to walk SINGLE FILE, all the way to the door. i cant believe its damn small. whut?! okay, then there wasnt any HISTORY TEST! WOOOHOOO! then i didnt go for recess, and THANKYOU wenhui and erina for accompanying me during recess. it was damn crap. ;DD
aha, then i kept hitting my boots on the ground, cos the SOUND very nice. LOL. then after school, it was DAMN rush can?! first, i had to go locker to get my SCHOOL UNIFORM to change into, cos i didnt want to walk out of the school in GB uniform. then, MY CONTACTS CAME OUT. WAHLAO CAN?! at first i thought it was my contacts go to the back of my eye, then i was freaking out like hell. i was like "OMG! MY CONTACTS ISIT GO TO THE BACK OF MY EYE?!?!" then erina and wenhui were like "HUH?! HUH?!" then i go check using the mirror, my eyes no more contacts, then i FREAKED out even more. then i look at the ground, and i saw my contacts on the ground. =.= PHEW CAN?! then i passed the contacts to joanne at first, the wenhui said "nono, joanne cannot. wait later she drop. you die." LOL, so i passed it to erina aftere that. then the GB did the marching roll call at the concourse, and everybody was looking at us. AND I WAS HALF BLIND COS I ONLY HAD ONE OF THE CONTACTS ON! ;DDDDD AHHAHAAHAHHAHA.

then the GB were treated ice cream, but then had to wait. so i went to change into school uniform. ;DD but then had to make the clanners and sexymirror wait. and wait. and wait. cos the toilet was flooded with GB girls, who wanted to change. THANKS FOR WAITING (((:

then after that, went to J8 to EATEATEAT. and went home ((: and guess who i saw on "156" ? MRS TEO THE HOME ECONS TEACHER! WAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!but i alighted earlier than her. its like, wth luh. i thought i stay at adams park already far enough, she teacher somemore can stay further? or maybe she alight at the richie richie rich people stay that area. so after i went off the bus, i died, not knowing why. ((:

THEN TUESDAY NIGHT!
during BSF. ahahahahHAHHAHAHA! desiree still didnt get caught in school for her hair. OOOOOH! lucky her. ;DD
and i had to reserve FOUR seats for the sexyfoursome. but julia didnt come, sadly. but then it was like damn paiseh can?? i reserve FOUR eh. FOUR SEATS EH! but in the end alexandra and nicolette got come. ((:
then it was boring boring, when asked to answer questions, gave some spastic idiot look. and then done ((: the BITCH didnt come for BSF.
then alexandra and desiree were talking about some "HAWT" PE teacher from desiree's sch, who's in alexandra's church. AND GUESS WHAT. ME, ALEXANDRA AND DESIREE'S CHURCHES ALL ARE LOCATED IN ALJUNIED! WAHAHAH! and alexandra's church is like 3 minutes walk to much church lor. WAHHAHAH! SO COOL CAN?!
then after BSF ended, alexandra wanted to take picture, but then dont know how, the walkman started playing the UMBRELLA song. AHHAHA! it was pretty loud, but anyway other people were heading towards the door. ((: but still didnt take picture, COS, my mother was already calling me. wthh. =.=

AHAHAHAHAH. shall end here.
AND FREAK IT CAN?! SCHOOL SO FAST GOING TO END, AND END OF THE YEAR EXAMINATION COMING CLOSER. I HAVENT STARTED, HOWHOWHOW?!?!?!?! GAHH!\

CHAIN HANG LOW! CHAIN HANG LOW! CHAIN HANG LOW! CHAIN HANG LOW!AHAHAH!

and now, REPLIES TO MY TAGS. THIS 'REPLY-TAGS' METHOD IS STRICTLY COPYRIGHTED FROM HONGWENHUI.

JANE:aiyo, another one lazy to reply tags de. =X
AHAHAHAH! yeah i know, im lazy. ((: SERIOUS!
DESIREE!: hey girll! TAG!
HEY GIRL! TAGGED!
DENISE: HELLOS! I LOVE GB DAY! (:
yesyes! OF COURSE! who doesnt love GB DAY ?!?! ;DDD
christine: hellooooooo! tag tag tag!
christine: London Bridge is falling down
christine: Falling down, falling down
christine: My fair laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadayeeee!!!
christine: *glass cracks*
christine: oops. *looks around innocently*
christine: did you do that? You? You? Nope, not me!
WHOA! so DRAMA ;DD
sarah yim: where's my name. ahaha.
HUH. what name? OH THERE'S YOUR NAME. SEE? SARAH YIM. ((:
HILARY!: RAAAACHEL! <3>
WHUT?! IM NO MAN! I GIRL! G. I. R. L.! ahha, yeah UPDATED ;DD
area50: LINK and tag me thx +) I just re-make mi blog TQ~~
yep linked.
-WENHUI*: RACHELLL! recover soon(:
AHAHAHAHA! yeahhh! THANKYOUTHANKYOU! i cant believe a cow like YOU just tagged my blog. HAW! JOKING! LOVE YAHHHHAHAHHAH! ;DD
area50: BLV IT OR NOT... i am the 1st to tag ur blog 4 todae...
area50: TAGME BACK XD~~
OO WOW? I DONT WISH TO BELIEVE IT. =.=

you had to destroy their friendship.
you had to steal her away.
get the hint; after 6 months of knowing you, we finally know who you are.

Saturday, July 07, 2007 | 8:42 AM

THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO ALEXANDRA LOW! ;DD
AHAHA! yeah true, i shall dedicate this post to FATTYSCGS ;DD
im currently obsessed over the "bikini bottom- ONE DOLLAR" note alexandra gave me at BSF ;DD wahahs, so random.
okay, now im trying to kill time, cos now its 8.45am, and my tutor was suppose to come at 8am.
but she gave some reason that "THE RAIN IS TOO HEAVY, when it subsides, i will make my way there." okay, so now i can bet she's already going to make her way here. UGH.

and yesterday had GB! ;DD okay, it was damn lame. first, we went to livingpraise for our devotion, the games were... interesting? okay fine, it was kinda boring, i prefer the normal GB meetings. x))
then after that, misstay said that we were going PRAWN FISHING. =.= omg luhs, why prawn fishing? i HATE fishing, must wait damn long for the stupid prawn to get on the bait, then by the time you raise the rod up, its ALL gone. then on the bus, me and denise TALKED like siao. and then we reached there, we were grouped into groups, then each girl had to know a new friend from guangyang sec, because guangyang sec came over to our gb meeting to visit us. so my group had one guangyang sec.. so this is how the converstation went. im like damn paiseh after talking to her.
ME: HELLOHELLO! what's your name?
GUANGYANG SEC FRIEND: oh. shiwen.
ME: ooh, cool. so how old are you?
GUANGYANG SEC FRIEND: uhm. sec3.
KELLY-ANN(also from my group): WAH!you sec3? you look so young.
ME: YAHLAH, eh i very paiseh eh. i sec1 talk to sec3 like dont know what.
KELLY-ANN:and rachel, you look old.

WAHHAHAS, i dont know whether that was a compliment or what. but wth, i dont care if i look old. ;DD
and then after the stupid prawn fishing, had to meet sharyn at J8 to go to church, then at the busstop, i saw KEANNACHANGYINGQI. then after that, both of us saw HONGWENHUI, sarahLEONG, and JOANNELEEWEIJIAN at macs. wahlao, they thought that sharyn was my sister, SHE'S MY CELL LEADER! =.=
and they were over-friendly, and talking too much. WAYWAY TOO MUCH.
i made a total fool out of myself by talking to them, they were saying too much fake information, FAKE INFORMATION!

then after that, we made our way to church ;DD wahahs, cellgroup was okay, i changed back to my uniform blouse, because the gb shirt was like.. consuming heat? tsk.
and, TOMORROW! HONGWENHUI AND SARAHLEONG ARE COMING TO MY CHURCH, hopefully they wont make alot of noise. WHAHAHS!

AND AGAIN I SAY
THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO

ALEXANDRA LOW! ;DD
even though the post didnt mention her much, but still, i shall dedicate it to her. HAH!
DEDICATING THIS POST TO ALEXANDRA LOW!
DEDICATE THIS POST TO ALEXANDRA LOW!
DEDICATED THIS POST TO ALEXANDRA LOW!

WAHHAS! I LOVE MY FATTYSCGS! yep, and i saw her at BSF, and she told me the news, so now the bitch we hate is a new bitch. a total @#$@#%^$&$ . (((:

AGAIN! THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO ALEXANDRA LOW!

Labels: ALEXANDRA LOW

Sunday, July 01, 2007 | 7:37 PM

HELLOOO! HAPPY YOUTH DAY! ;DD
&&AND! a HAPPYHAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ELIZA JIEJIE!
HAH! okay, i dont think my sister will be reading my blog anyway.
SO, TODAY! WAS SO. FUN.
EFF!(F) EUUU!(U) ENNN!(N) hawhaw. okay, when reached church, when to sit with sharyn, because amanda and evangeline were in the worship team. AWW MAN! WHY CANT I BE IN THE WORSHIP TEAM?!?! HAH! like real, i dont sing. i USHER! ;DD okay. its damn fun luh, for once, we get our way. everytime we cant have the catchy, highhigh go crazy songs when the adults lead, but during YOUTH DAY! aliciaBOO lead us ((: and it was nothing but FUNFUNFUN! and then they sang the song when offering, i dont know what song it was, BUT ITS DAMN NICE PLEASE! ;DD sadly wenhui and sarahLEONG coming next week, didnt come today. if not they will have damn fun time((: AWWW. okay, then after church, we set off to labrador park for our after church outing. SO FUN! ;DD on the bus, me and amanda went crazy. we were bullying MY DEAR COUSIN; DOMINIC PECK! HAH! okay i shall not mention what we were bullying him about, shh. PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL ;DD then i used joshua the phone to sms sarahLEONG! HAH! ;DD okay, and sarahLEONG! dont be sad okay? cheerup! LOVES! RACHEL LOVES SARAHLEONG((: okay? CHEERUP BABE!
okay, then when reached labrador park, we started the picnic. WUAHAHA! ;DD got the DUMB AND STUPID "whatever" and "anything" drink. they only have those two. wahlao, its damn ew. i wanted the rootbeer drink in "anything" and i go SPRITE, which tasted like YUCK. and then su-lynn and amanda got the same "whatever" drink, and they were complaining like siao luh. HAAHAA!
then we sang songs, the "chewy chewy chewy chewy omm baba" song, DAMN STUPID! cos that cutecute chorus part, justin, our leader, didnt know the lyrics. so dumbdumb. then he kept sining "LALALALAL LALA LAAAA!" then we just "LALA" with the tune. HOH! ;DD DAMN FUNNY. and lawrence snapped one string of the guitar. LOL.
okay, then during the captains ball game, me and amanda didnt want to play, cos we were freaaaking lazy. x)) and cos i was wearing slippers. so, me and amanda sat down and started blue toothing songs here and there. then, xinejie joined us. and we used DOMINIC'S phone to start taking ALOTALOT of photos, cos his one was the mirror image camera and then the effects not bad. THEN, WE TAKE ALOTALOT! ;DD but then most of the pictures are still with amanda. UHGHHGHG. then after captains ball was over, me, evangeline and amanda started running round the whole place. HAH! ;DD we go to the PLAYGROUND! got some very cute toddler, her name is... uhm. uhm. okay i forgot her name. HER EYES ARE VERYVERY BLUE! ;DD very pretty. i think her name is.. okay i forgot her name. but she's VERYY friendly. ((:
HAW! OKAY! today was a funfun day.
and hopefully so will tomorrow ((:
YAY!
i love @#%#$^#$#@^ ((:
and i also love !$#^#@*^@*# ;DD
AND I SIMPLY LOVE @#%!q%r$^ ;DDDDDDD
HAWHAWHHAW! im so mad.

AND REPLY TO THE BEAAAUTTIFOOOL TAGS! ;DD
ATTIBOIBOI!((: oh. HELLOHELLO.
KEANNA!(((: MY CAMP ROCKED! ;DD okay it was like in early june. HAWHAWHAAW! okay i still miss it. OMG! I SO MISS MY GB ATC CAMP! ARGHHH.
WENHUI!(((: FREE GIFT? FREE GIFT? FREE GIFT? FREE GIFT? LOVER? LOVER? LOVER? LOVER?
CHARLENE!((: HAH! no luh, you're not destroying my tagboard. HAWHAWHAHW! my tagboard has always been damaged anyway. HAHA!
HILARY!((:UGH! WHY YOU BUY THE GOLD STAR! I CANNOT FIND ANYMORE STAR BALLOOOOOON! WHAHAHAS! that one is the cheapest right? HWAHAHAHAH! ;DD I WANTED THE PURPUR STAR!
ALEXANDRA!((: WHAHHAHAS! YESYES! IM GOING TO SEE YOU SOON! ;DD YAYAYAYYAY.